Seriously I think I'd kill myself.
I love NFs, but I'd be so pissy if I were one.
I'd probably seriously kill myself out of depression.
I'd forgotten all about this thread, and when I saw it, I still didn't remember it, so I opened it up so I could say "the dead type" but I don't need to now, 'cause I've already explained it.
Originally Posted by PinkPiranha
I'd come to your funeral and slap the heck out of you a few good times just to show everyone just how furious you were at being demoted to NF.
And then I'd sappily sing "You Raise Me Up" while shedding a single glistening tear and laying a calla lily across your (very oddly red for a deceased guy from being slapped) lips.
You can count on me to get those ****ing mourners straight, Nocaps. I gotcha back, bro.
I think they're red 'cause you wiped off the make up the beautician at the mortuary put on my face to cover the unsightly hanged-man evidence when you smacked me.
Don't worry. You didn't do any voodoo shit like smack the life back into me.
They were already red.
And don't you dare wipe what you got all over your hands on my shirt.
Yeah, I see you motioning your arm toward it.
Get one of the kleenex the men wearing executioner's masks are handing out as they walk up and down the aisles.