"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
Being thoroughly organized would be good, just for one time!
And Fe is an interesting dominant function, rather than being constantly overcome by guilt thanks to the morally obnoxious Fi. A kind of grand Guru career has always appealed to me.
"A man who only drinks water has a secret to hide from his fellow-men" -Baudelaire
Hmm, who's the most selfish of the NFs? NFs seem way too self-effacing for my tastes. We love them because of their generosity, but I wouldn't want to be one of those people who's constantly questioning themself and giving, giving, giving. Selfish, huh?
INFJ would be my choice, I guess.
My strong introverted intuition is very important to me, and I think I could have a lot of fun being an INFJ--people would probably be less afraid of me...
And, I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't think I could stand being an INFP. They're nice people, and I have many friends/family members among them, but I think it would be waaaay too exhausting to be one. All that inner turmoil and self-loathing, dwelling on things from the past--I just couldn't cope (and I wouldn't want to).