[NT] you know you are a NT when..

[entropie]

You know you're an NT when you're simply better than everyone else.

You know you're an NT you've at least had the URGE to do calculus for fun.

If you go on with that loudmouth of yours, you gonna get banished back to the SJs in no time

 

[colourscientist]

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[Edgar]

You know you are an NT woman when constantly think your life would be easier if you were a man, and you are not even gay.

 

[epp]

You know you are an NT woman when constantly think your life would be easier if you were a man, and you are not even gay.

so true!

 

[jenocyde]

ffs- so true, edgar. sing it, sistah!

 

[LostInNerSpace]

INTP - you think you know everything.

But I do know everything! I would never really say that. Nobody knows everything. I know a little bit of a lot of different things and it allows me to generate a lot of ideas, some more useful than others. Some of those ideas sound like they originated on Mars, and probably should have stay there. As long as a few of my ideas continue to prove useful it makes sense to as Winston Churchill put it, "keep buggering on". My goal is never to be the expert at everything. It is more to give experts new ideas to work with.

 

[violet_crown]

You know you are an NT woman when constantly think your life would be easier if you were a man, and you are not even gay.

I dig being a girl; its more subversive that way.

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

You know you're an NT when the first time you do something you're great, after that you progressively lose this ability. Or maybe it just seems like it? I don't know.

Oh, you know you're an NT when after you finish stating your long drawn out opinion you immediately negate it.

 

[LostInNerSpace]

Nice try. You assume I don't know myself. Ironically by challenging me you have helped me find myself. In that sense you have been hopelessly ineffective unless the goal was to make me stronger and more confident. I suppose I should thank you, but I wouldn't want it to go to your heads.

I freely admit my effectiveness has diminished because my heart is no longer in this cause, whatever that is. I don't feel passionate enough to put in the hours to achieve anything meaningful. It's probably a good time to quit.

 

[The Decline]

I would change that to:

INTP - People think that you know everything, but really you've just been bluffing the entire time, every second of the day you feel like an intellectual imposter and every social interaction is fraught with the possibility of being exposed as the fraud you richly deserve to be exposed as, so you minimise these occurrences at the expense of your already tenuous purchase on reality by keeping to yourself in a dimly lit room constantly rambling so you can't hear the one pure thought that runs through your mind on a continual loop that says, "You're nothing, you're unintelligent and unobservant and you should be spending your time packing groceries rather than aspiring to high hierarchical positions in a rich fantasy world of your choosing."

I would change that to:

INTP - Though you have an endless thirst for every type of intellectual subject and pursue feeding yourself with a little bit of information about everything, at the end of the day you doubt yourself and your abilities to make sense of or meaningfully formulate something from all of this accumulated knowledge.


Also, you know you're an NT when you're the only one enforcing the rules in Scrabble.

 

[Fluffywolf]

I would change it to

INTP - Because the rest sucks in comparison.

 

[entropie]

You think sex jokes about meat balls are totally funny

 

[Valuable_Money]

You know you're an NT when the first time you do something you're great, after that you progressively lose this ability. Or maybe it just seems like it? I don't know.

Oh, you know you're an NT when after you finish stating your long drawn out opinion you immediately negate it.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

 

[LostInNerSpace]

Ohh, I like that! It's still desperate and hopelessly ineffective.

 

[ceecee]

You know you are an NT woman when constantly think your life would be easier if you were a man, and you are not even gay.

I say and/or think this every single day.

 

[Valuable_Money]

I say and/or think this every single day.

Baby why would you want to be a man, when you could have a REAL MAN like me

 

[ceecee]

Baby why would you want to be a man, when you could have a REAL MAN like me

So I could say shit like that and get away with it.

 

[charliefoxtrot]

You know youre an NT when you have a conversation with someone, not for the company, but to study the interaction as youre having it.

You know you're an NT when the first time you do something you're great, after that you progressively lose this ability. Or maybe it just seems like it? I don't know.

Oh, you know you're an NT when after you finish stating your long drawn out opinion you immediately negate it.

Also, you know you're an NT when you're the only one enforcing the rules in Scrabble.

Yes, a million times yes. All of this.

 

[Ulaes]

You know you're an NT you've at least had the URGE to do calculus for fun.

you know you're an NT when you figure a funeral is as good a time as any to practise your stand up routine.

 

[LostInNerSpace]

You know you're an NT you've at least had the URGE to do calculus for fun.

I have absolutely zero URGE to do calculus for fun. I do want to exploit it for financial gain. Alas there are not enough hours in the day to do everything I want to do.