"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
But I do know everything! I would never really say that. Nobody knows everything. I know a little bit of a lot of different things and it allows me to generate a lot of ideas, some more useful than others. Some of those ideas sound like they originated on Mars, and probably should have stay there. As long as a few of my ideas continue to prove useful it makes sense to as Winston Churchill put it, "keep buggering on". My goal is never to be the expert at everything. It is more to give experts new ideas to work with.
Nice try. You assume I don't know myself. Ironically by challenging me you have helped me find myself. In that sense you have been hopelessly ineffective unless the goal was to make me stronger and more confident. I suppose I should thank you, but I wouldn't want it to go to your heads.
I freely admit my effectiveness has diminished because my heart is no longer in this cause, whatever that is. I don't feel passionate enough to put in the hours to achieve anything meaningful. It's probably a good time to quit.
INTP - People think that you know everything, but really you've just been bluffing the entire time, every second of the day you feel like an intellectual imposter and every social interaction is fraught with the possibility of being exposed as the fraud you richly deserve to be exposed as, so you minimise these occurrences at the expense of your already tenuous purchase on reality by keeping to yourself in a dimly lit room constantly rambling so you can't hear the one pure thought that runs through your mind on a continual loop that says, "You're nothing, you're unintelligent and unobservant and you should be spending your time packing groceries rather than aspiring to high hierarchical positions in a rich fantasy world of your choosing."
I would change that to:
INTP - Though you have an endless thirst for every type of intellectual subject and pursue feeding yourself with a little bit of information about everything, at the end of the day you doubt yourself and your abilities to make sense of or meaningfully formulate something from all of this accumulated knowledge.
Also, you know you're an NT when you're the only one enforcing the rules in Scrabble.
"Stop it, you fuck. Give him some butter."
Ti = Ne > Ni > Fi > Te > Se > Fe > Si INTP (I/PNT) 5w4