Contrived automated voice-recognition phone systems. I usually go straight for "0", and then, some bastard companies won't even allow you to be re-routed to an operator!:steam:
The Hummer (ridiculous show car, that doesn't even have extra seats for its wide overloaded ass!)
Words for instructions on items of universal safety & concern. E.g., to retrieve a fire extinguisher from a glass case. PICTURES, people, PICTURES! Did we long forget how much we as children enjoyed (and understood) picture books? Not all of us can read, or read English, or can see a certain font. Pictures....
One-way streets! Lived in a town made mostly of this. Piss-off!