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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    HATE the self-flushing toilets. There is nothing worse than having to jump into the air when a toilet flushes with you on it. And if you don't jump, yeah, you guessed, it becomes a bidet. So disgusting.
    Same here.

    I refuse to use public restrooms.

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    Yup, some engineers are as useless as my dad says they are...
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    OMG self flushing toilets HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so glad we don't have them here!

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    Self-flushing toilets: just drape a length of toilet paper over the sensor.

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    I'll admit I got this one from a song I heard, but...
    Braille on drive up ATMs?

    (I know that this can be rationalized, before everyone jumps in.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    I also hate the faucets with sensors on them--apparently I am a vampire that the faucets don't recognize. The only invention worse that that is the faucet that has the spring-action knob. So you can only wash ONE HAND AT A TIME. I want to punch whomever invented that in the throat.
    My school has a good solution to the faucet dilemma. After you turn the water on to the temperature you want, the knobs stay there for about thirty seconds, then automatically turn off. Gives you enough time to rinse the soap off, and not have to touch the knobs afterward.
    I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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    Bottles that aren't twist-off. Did your company really save that much money for inconveniencing people to use their lighters or countertops to open your beverage?

    Didn't think so.

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    Shampoo bowls are rediculously short. As a result, long hair bunches up into a nest of tangles and soap dirt residue.

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    meh, I was too lazzy to read the whole thing, but here i see self flushing toilets.

    Ever been to japan ? Those things flush ur ASS (really).

    " It's first very traumatizing, and there comes the guilt, as you start enjoying it. "

    It basically froze me in place while the long howl of my hurted manhood was spreading through the place.

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    So I'm sitting here watching a carousel and I can't help but notice....

    Children approach carousels with all this expectation and imagination in there eyes right. Like OMG I must sit on that ostrich and spin in wonderful bliss.

    Then they get on the carousel and either look incredibly bored or maybe a little scared. Disappointed by the view from the inside out and just boringly gliding in circles.


    Anyway so here is my idea. They should put pokers or little things that come out and randomly distribute subtle shocks to the children. Just think of the joyful anticipation of when the next zing is comming. But it doesn't necessarily have to be that either, you could have marrionettes randomly fall in front of the childrens faces then spring back up into the ceiling or something interesting like that.

    I think this is a better design.

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