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[NT] NTP buffoonery

Zhash

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I'm still beating myself up over something insensitively stupid that I did a few months ago. I had to get a signature of a teacher that works in another department at the school I work at. She began signing her name and I immediately exclaimed, "Another left handeded person--I'm a lefty, too". Then, I looked down at her right hand and it was malformed from birth (no fingers, just a stub) and had no movement. I was so embarrassed. How could I have not noticed immediately.

See, a sensory person would have known immediately. My head is in the clouds.
 
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When I went for my vasectomy, my urologist told me I was crazy.

"Why do you say that?" I asked, somewhat hurt.

"Because...I can clearly see your nuts," he replied.
 

Entropy

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Heh. Oh, I've have many of those moments.
One that comes to mind is when I was with my mother visiting her friend. And she started talking about her baby being due in less than a month. To which I responded, "Whoa, you're pregnant?" Yes, she was. Eight months pregnant. I'd thought she was just big. :huh: She laughed it off.
 

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When I went for my vasectomy, my urologist told me I was crazy.

"Why do you say that?" I asked, somewhat hurt.

"Because...I can clearly see your nuts," he replied.

ROFL

Although I find that excessively funny, I had to stop and think that in his profession he probably uses that joke alot!
 

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When I went for my vasectomy, my urologist told me I was crazy.

"Why do you say that?" I asked, somewhat hurt.

"Because...I can clearly see your nuts," he replied.

Haha!!

But at least a vasectomy limits those unwanted accidents! :D
 

epsilon72

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Is it a problem if we have a hard time figuring out what's wrong with the "buffooneries" in the initial post? :huh:
 

digesthisickness

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lacking a filter between my brain and my mouth, this happens to me practically on a daily basis.

for instance, when meeting an ex's parents for the first time, the father decided to be 'clever' and say, "jason never said you were a bit bow-legged". i replied, "i wasn't until i met your son."
 

runvardh

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lacking a filter between my brain and my mouth, this happens to me practically on a daily basis.

for instance, when meeting an ex's parents for the first time, the father decided to be 'clever' and say, "jason never said you were a bit bow-legged". i replied, "i wasn't until i met your son."

That could be taken so many ways; but damn, from an observer view I must laugh.
 

digesthisickness

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That could be taken so many ways; but damn, from an observer view I must laugh.

where were you when i needed someone to take the heat off of me?!
 

sdalek

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lacking a filter between my brain and my mouth, this happens to me practically on a daily basis.

for instance, when meeting an ex's parents for the first time, the father decided to be 'clever' and say, "jason never said you were a bit bow-legged". i replied, "i wasn't until i met your son."

Obviously they should've immediately fallen on their knees and worshipped you for your fast-thinking and quick wit.:worthy:

It's attributes like that which make life and meeting other people fun.:cool:
 

Totenkindly

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for instance, when meeting an ex's parents for the first time, the father decided to be 'clever' and say, "jason never said you were a bit bow-legged". i replied, "i wasn't until i met your son."

Obviously they should've immediately fallen on their knees and worshipped you for your fast-thinking and quick wit.:worthy:

OMG... yes, I thought this was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing...!

Now, what I want to know is, what did the father say in response to this? Did he redeem himself, or did you top him completely?
 

runvardh

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OMG... yes, I thought this was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing...!

Now, what I want to know is, what did the father say in response to this? Did he redeem himself, or did you top him completely?

yes, yes, input, input, input!!!!
 

Natrushka

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lacking a filter between my brain and my mouth, this happens to me practically on a daily basis.
An Illustration of the subject matter at had :)

And thank cod no one was here at the office when I read the line that followed. <snort>
 
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