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[ENTJ] ENTJs in love..

Harlow_Jem

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Okay, I don't know if it's just me but for other ENTJ's out there: the rare times that you actually happen to fall in love, is it kind of like an unleashing of a massive force pouring out of a spout that's both too small and has no handles to control the flow?

I find that I only work in extremes. I either give no love or all my love. I can't seem to figure out how to give just enough love.
 

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I can't seem to figure out how to give just enough love.

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That should be enough.

It might be a little heartless of you, though.
 

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I guess I should clean up the mess.

You really should keep half of the heart for your own safekeeping and dangle the other half just above the reach of your significant other.

That's an analogy, in case you were wondering.

Someone help me out here.
 

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I guess I should clean up the mess.

You really should keep half of the heart for your own safekeeping and dangle the other half just above the reach of your significant other.

That's an analogy, in case you were wondering.

Someone help me out here.

I like your analogies, you sick fuck.

You guys need to get a room, elsewhere.
 

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Way ahead of you. We're cybering as we speak. Cyber-frottage FTW.
 

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I love hearts, they are actually pretty good food.
 

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I gave the answer to the question in an analogy that I found quite easy to understand. (Although I made it up myself.)
 

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wtf? That's fantastic and all, but why is everyone rambling completely off topic here?

Because we're all delirious about the funny subject. If you want to see the writings of an ENTJ in love, read the first post in my blog: http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/nt-blogs/4636-jesus-world-blogging.html

I am still in love and the girl in question moved in with me a couple of months ago. It's not entirely unpleasant, but i'm not getting nearly as much porn-hours as i'd like to. :jew:
 

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No one look at me. I cleaned up my mess.
 

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Because we're all delirious about the funny subject. If you want to see the writings of an ENTJ in love, read the first post in my blog: http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/nt-blogs/4636-jesus-world-blogging.html

I am still in love and the girl in question moved in with me a couple of months ago. It's not entirely unpleasant, but i'm not getting nearly as much porn-hours as i'd like to. :jew:

Dude, I just read your blog and you're hilarious. You seem like an ENFP.
 

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Okay, I don't know if it's just me but for other ENTJ's out there: the rare times that you actually happen to fall in love, is it kind of like an unleashing of a massive force pouring out of a spout that's both too small and has no handles to control the flow?

I find that I only work in extremes. I either give no love or all my love. I can't seem to figure out how to give just enough love.

To get this show back on the road... Anyway. The problem might be that you've never had a relationship that lasted for very long. Correct?
Studies show that the brain experiences a bloody psychosis when faced with love, and that it lasts for about one to three years.
 

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Jesus knows all about love. And he also tells ye to love thy neighbor.
 

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To get this show back on the road... Anyway. The problem might be that you've never had a relationship that lasted for very long. Correct?
Studies show that the brain experiences a bloody psychosis when faced with love, and that it lasts for about one to three years.

1-3 years of absolute insanity??? Holy shit...
 
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