[NF] 10 points, you know you are a NF male

[entropie]

1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also

 

[Clownmaster]

o.o none of those describe me...
you're a cruel nt...

 

[entropie]

 

[heart]

1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also

Male NF cannot have hairy bodies?

My husband would die before he bought a car not made in USA.

He doesn't shave his legs!

 

[entropie]

Male NF cannot have hairy bodies?

My husband would die before he bought a car not made in USA.

He doesn't shave his legs!

What a maverick

 

[sade]

I am? Let's see... no.
Nice try.

 

[entropie]

You NF males are really special. No need to make jokes of you, I see it clearly now.

I am off for today 8:12 am here and I am so drunk, I donated the rest of my champagne to the floor just right now

 

[mlittrell]

lol i think the only one that applies to me is the car below 275 hp only because im poor. otherwise i would want something well over 300 hp. actually thats probably the only one that applies.

 

[nolla]

Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.

1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme

 

[runvardh]

... no... just no

 

[Leysing]

Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.

1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme

This is definitely NFP.

 

[nolla]

Ok, yeah, you're right.

 

[mlittrell]

lol waayyyyyyyy off

 

[Thursday]

lol waayyyyyyyy off

he posted this list in an attempt to be funny
if not.....take him to the wall

 

[mlittrell]

i figured he was joking lol nobody is seriously that stupid

EDIT:

holy crap over 350 posts in a month

 

[Atomic Fiend]

hahahahahaha Fuck you.

 

[Virtual ghost]

Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.

1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme

Ehh... the question was about male NFs not NF women.

 

[Siúil a Rúin]

1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also

Isn't that more of a metrosexual or something?

 

[entropie]

Isn't that more of a metrosexual or something?

Yeah that is my fear basically

 

[Sniffles]

1. Your car is european

Nope.

2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs

What does "pay no proud" even mean?

3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?

Overall yes, but I have a preference for Canadian beers.

4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left

Maybe, maybe not.

5. You are intrested in politics

Does political philosophy count?

6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection

I don't understand this one either.

7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)

I really dont know off hand, but I doubt it. Besides, fuck hippies!

8. You have no military callsign for your dick

True. I dont pay attention to those parts enough to really care.

9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.

Yes and no. I usually prefer to play sports, not watch them - and certainly not watch them 20 hours a day.

10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also

I've never shaved my legs before in my life. I plead ignorance as to what the hell "the queen" is, although I have some idea.