1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also