[NF] 10 points, you know you are a NF male

[Snuggletron]

yes to everything on the list. Also, I enjoy Elton John and back massages by burly men in dresses. no homo

 

[Clonester]

1. You go against the grain- just because
2. Which means you love your cars fast, play your sports hard, and drink your beer like it's your last day on Earth
3. AND... you're hitting up the dance floor, talking it up with the ladies
4. All this means you get a kick out of not being the stereotypical NF male
5. Causing you to reject other people's 10 point list of NF Males, because that is just NOT who you are
6. Then you wonder... if no NF male is a stereotypical NF male, then just HOW did the stereotype come to be
7. Causing you to spend the next week examining other NF males you know
8. Because surely it is THEIR fault that people come up with these stereotypes
9. Which reminds me, I need to call my friend to confirm plans for tomorrow
10. Then again, I can just flake out on my plans. I AM an NF after all...

 

[OrangeAppled]

Either entropie's English has gotten better in the past year, or he's drinking less

 

[Nonsensical]

1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also

1. NO. I drive an American car, not by choice.
2. I have more than 3 chest hairs.
3. I'm indifferent to beer.
4. Champagne is..fine?
5. NO. F Politics
6. Glenfiddich is Scotch Whiskey.
7. No, I'm sure it's over.
8. My dick has it's own ZIP CODE
9. Life is too important to be taken seriously.
10. Definitely never.

Ok, so I think I have like 1 point.. I must be a terrible NF.

 

[Jonathanthegreat]

1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also

what are you gay bro?

 

[Darkéy]

1. You go against the grain- just because
2. Which means you love your cars fast, play your sports hard, and drink your beer like it's your last day on Earth
3. AND... you're hitting up the dance floor, talking it up with the ladies
4. All this means you get a kick out of not being the stereotypical NF male
5. Causing you to reject other people's 10 point list of NF Males, because that is just NOT who you are
6. Then you wonder... if no NF male is a stereotypical NF male, then just HOW did the stereotype come to be
7. Causing you to spend the next week examining other NF males you know
8. Because surely it is THEIR fault that people come up with these stereotypes
9. Which reminds me, I need to call my friend to confirm plans for tomorrow
10. Then again, I can just flake out on my plans. I AM an NF after all...

<3 I'd only agree with #1 but still found it a pretty awesome read

 

[lamp]

Guilty of #7 and #8 on tropie's list

but ive just decided to name my dick Phantom Power, in honor of this thread, my car's lack of horsepower, and situationally weird connotations

 

[Unkindloving]

but ive just decided to name my dick Phantom Power

...you know... i'm not going to say it, but i hope it can be implied