[NF] NFs, describe yourself in one word.

[burningranger]

Magical.


PS:I know, I know, hating on yourself is en vogue...but nevertheless..

 

[Population: 1]

Magical.

If you ever want to see your unicorn alive again leave $5,000 in unmarked bills behind the Donut Hole(tm) Miniature Golf Course and Donut Emporium after midnight in a Hello Kitty backpack! Otherwise you'll see a magical unicorpse on your front lawn by dawn. That backpack had better be officially licensed Hello Kitty merchandise too. Any knockoffs and the corn gets it!

 

[Peter Deadpan]

If you ever want to see your unicorn alive again leave $5,000 in unmarked bills behind the Donut Hole(tm) Miniature Golf Course and Donut Emporium after midnight in a Hello Kitty backpack! Otherwise you'll see a magical unicorpse on your front lawn by dawn. That backpack had better be officially licensed Hello Kitty merchandise too. Any knockoffs and the corn gets it!

I'd "like" this but you said you're never speaking to me again so instead I'll make passive aggressive jokes in the open instead.

Fuck it, I'll like it anyway.

 

[burningranger]

If you ever want to see your unicorn alive again leave $5,000 in unmarked bills behind the Donut Hole(tm) Miniature Golf Course and Donut Emporium after midnight in a Hello Kitty backpack! Otherwise you'll see a magical unicorpse on your front lawn by dawn. That backpack had better be officially licensed Hello Kitty merchandise too. Any knockoffs and the corn gets it!

Oh well, for all it's worth my magic hasn't made me rich yet, so I'll just mourn Seabiscuit's death in advance. *spreads glitter all over his hot, toned body and eats a pinkfrosted donut*

 

[Population: 1]

I'd "like" this but you said you're never speaking to me again so instead I'll make passive aggressive jokes in the open instead.

Fuck it, I'll like it anyway.

Ah fuck what I said. Come here.

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Oh well, for all it's worth my magic hasn't made me rich yet, so I'll just mourn Seabiscuit's death in advance. *spreads glitter all over his hot, toned body and eats a pinkfrosted donut*

Okay then. How about just the backpack?

 

[Abcdenfp]

Turbulent

 

[❀༺♥༻ℭ𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞_𝔄𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤༺♥༻❀༺]

hmm pensive I guess c:

 

[WatchlessThyme]

Restless

 

[Red Memories]

Emotional

 

[Wunjo]

Mordant.

 

[Red Memories]

Sporadic

 

[❀༺♥༻ℭ𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞_𝔄𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤༺♥༻❀༺]

Curious

 

[burningranger]

Inspirational

 

[Population: 1]

Resolute.

 

[Abcdenfp]

Handsy

 

[noneya]

Two words: emotionally intelligent

 

[❀༺♥༻ℭ𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞_𝔄𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤༺♥༻❀༺]

Weird

 

[LucieCat]

Intricate

 

[Eternal Harmony]

spiritual

 

[SurrealisticSlumbers]

Misunderstood