Taco: (hassling me while giggling) "C'mooooon! Give me a time table! When are we going to hang out!"
Me: (tartly) "Alright... September."
Taco: "Ok, tha... (forced outrage) hey! I'm not waiting a MONTH..."
Me: "Why don't you call me tomorrow, fool!?"
Me: (reconsidering) "Not before noon though...."
Taco: "Fine!! I'll call! And I'll call at 12:01!"
Me: "Fine, smarty pants! You do that! In fact, if you call at 12 or 12:02, I won't answer the phone!"
Taco: (more horrified giggling) "Fine!"
Me: "Fine! (exasperated sigh) Look,I have to go finish the dishes!"
Taco: (sly rotteness) "That's cool. Let me talk to someone else in your household. Can I talk to your Mom?"
Me: "No! Get outta here!"
Taco: (gasp) "Holy ****..." (whispered) "I think I just killed a goose!"
[Our conversations never go normally. He called me today at 1:31 PM. I twitted him about his tardiness. We discussed self-run businesses.]
Taco: (facetiously) "Now, look here, you have to have an entrepreneurial spirit! My uncle - he's in construction, and when he was out of work, he dug up his entire backyard and sold it! And what did he do with the big hole left over? He made it into a POND!"
Me: (flatly) "Gee. Your uncle makes us all look like losers."
Taco: (peals of morbid laughing) "It's AWESOME..."
eNFJ 4w3 sx/so 468 tritype
EII-Fi subtype, Ethical/Empath, Delta/Beta
AIS Holland code