Dear cult member,
Is it that time of year again? Ah it comes so soon, please be so kind as to line up against the wall we'll be spinning the wheel soon, let's hope your personality doesn't come up eh? In any case the man with the goat, the robes and the big BIG knife are on stand by.
PS: talking, reading or thinking about the authority is punishable by sacrifice. So don't read this..... Or that.