You ruined everything. No romantic compatibility? We hung out 4 times. 4 FRIGGIN TIMES. First time we almost had sex, second time you had a concussion, third time we drove around for a friggin half hour, and last time was a date.
On paper, we are perfect for each other. If you gave me just 2 more dates, I am certain you would have felt "romantic compatibility." The reason why we aren't "romantically compatible" is because you won't ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN.
I hate this. I really like you as a person, but I can't play the role of "friend" in your life.
With a heavy heart, I have to say 'good-bye.'
14 friggin months, man.