I have way too many feelings and I can't seem to find a satisfactory medium to express them. I also have an extremely high need to express them as accurately as possible. I feel like this might be a common problem 'round these parts.
The closest I come to directly expressing emotions is when the stress of repressed feelings squeezes me and my hyperactive neurotic brain reacts to the stress with frenzied, melodramatic rants, hyperbole, and self-deprecating humour.
I feel like I am being anally cattle-prodded, and all I can think to do amidst the intense discomfort is to run around like a maniac screaming absurd things.
So I want to steal some tips from you guys, and learn about your methods of self-expression.
Any suggestions? or maybe you too feel the electric tingle of life up your butt...
Either way--Dish it, gurl.