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    Default Fending off ENFP stalker

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    How do I get rid of a(n ENFP) stalker without my (ISTJ) fiance (whom I live with) finding out I have one?
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    Let ISTJ fiance find out. He will then take care of the problem in a very manly and logically protective way. Problem solved

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    It is well known that ENFPs don't stalk. You just don't know you love them yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oli View Post
    It is well known that ENFPs don't stalk. You just don't know you love them yet.
    you the stalker?
    "We knew he was someone who had a tragic flaw, that's where his greatness came from"
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    If the ENFP is "stalking" you in the way that he's being an annoying, over-optimistic cheerfully pushy but clingy emo ExFP who isn't REALLY stalking you, then just tell him brutally "there's no hope, you're not attractive to me, I hate you, you're crazy" I mean really lay into him and make him think you're an awful person. He will find three other people to be infatuated with within the week.

    But if he's really a stalker like he's following you and showing up at your house or making idle death threats, file a restraining order, because that has nothing to do with being ENFP and that's just illegal and scary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyli_ryan View Post
    Let ISTJ fiance find out. He will then take care of the problem in a very manly and logically protective way. Problem solved
    Not an option. It's a long story, but basically if he found out how I got this stalker, I'd have a lot of splainin' to do, even though I never technically did anything wrong, he'd interpret it that way..

    I just need to vaporize this ENFP, quick and easy. I already told him to fuk right on off, but he's not complying with my request.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelenOfTroy View Post
    you the stalker?
    Nooooooooo

    Quote Originally Posted by mrcockburn View Post
    I just need to vaporize this ENFP, quick and easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oli View Post
    It is well known that ENFPs don't stalk. You just don't know you love them yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by HelenOfTroy View Post
    you the stalker?
    Very odd that this dude has only 2 posts...and just signed up.

    Interestingly enough, back before he turned creepy, when we were still talking, he mentioned being an ENFP (I lied and told him I had never heard of MBTI - he actually brought up the subject first). He seemed more ENFJ really, but w/e.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oli View Post
    Nooooooooo
    ...just makin sure..
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