"I'm so awesome that I come into a thread bitching about my type and join in, laughing good naturedly! Not for me the moral outrage and stroppy put-downs of Proteanmix on seeing a suspected case of S-bashing. No! I sit back and remonstrate with myself whilst thanking you for the opportunity!"
And yet, they believe themselves to be such a pain in the ass that they daren't burden a friend with their "cumbersome" presence and hence, leave that friend to do all the work of maintaining the friendship.
Axe? Me? Wha... oh, this?
I was just uh, gonna trim my toenails with it