@LadyJaye is not to be trifled with.
God played a game on us all and mixed the DNA of Tinkerbell and Godzilla to make L.J.
For all intents and purposes she is a happy and free spirit who spreads peace, harmony, and goodwill on Earth in the course of her daily work.
But, if you are of the wicked, the selfish, the rude (especially librarian types) and cross her path, there won't be alot to remember.
You'll come back to consciousness as a puddle of goo that slightly resembles your former self, and then you shall see a beautiful fairy looking at you while dishing out a full-on rasperry, just to let you know who's boss as she exits stage left.
The wise shall heed the words above, and pay homage as appropriate to one of TypC's Twin Amazon Queens.