Elfboy's eventful night at the club
*CCC = confused club chick
DDD = drunk desperate dude
Elfboy: -dancing and being sexy-
CCC: -comes up and wraps arms around neck-
Elfboy: -calmly grabs wrists and removes from neck-
Elfboy: no darling
CCC: why not?
Elfboy: you didn't respect my personal space. I don't court those who don't respect my space
CCC: oh come on, all guys want it
Elfboy: don't tell me what I want
Elfboy: Allow me to reiterate. I know you're used to talking to submissive boys who act like whips dogs around you because you're attractive, but that's not how you talk to a man.
CCC: ...oh. I'm sorry
Elfboy: life and learn my dear. apology accepted
DDD: dude, what's your deal?
Elfboy: what do you mean?
DDD: why were you such a jerk to that girl?
Elfboy: it's called personal boundaries, I simply made mine clear
DDD: you didn't have to be so mean
Elfboy: I wasn't mean at all, you're just saying that because you want to do her. now if you're excuse me, my night off has already been interrupted twice
DDD: I won't excuse you -grabs shirt-
Elfboy: do you see the big guy over there in the orange shirt? that's the bouncer.
DDD: what's your point?
Elfboy: that your options are put me down and play to both our best interests or touch me again and have this pencil stabbed into your kidney.
CCC: what are you doing?
DDD: teaching this guy a lesson for being such a jerk to you
CCC: -slaps DDD- you're the one being a jerk. he didn't do anything to me, so put him down
Elfboy: thankyou my dear
PS: the funny part was, she was in her late 20s