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    Glaad I found this. I used to think had a bad temper because I normally think of myself as an accommodating, easy-going person and it was just me that had this sort of reaction to some things seemingly out of nowhere. As long as we're not in a situation that seriously violates our values, most "bitchslaps" usually comes across as cheeky/witty , which I think ENFPs like about themselves and that's also why this thread might come across as self-congratulatory.

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    Reminds me of the following quote:

    Origin: Quotation from Publilius Syrus, a Latin writer of maxims in the 1st century BC. In the 17th century, British poet and dramatist John Dryden used it in "Absalom and Achitophel", generally considered to be the greatest political poem in the English language:
    Oh that my Pow'r to Saving were confin’d:
    Why am I forc’d, like Heav’n, against my mind,
    To make Examples of another Kind?
    Must I at length the Sword of Justice draw?
    Oh curst Effects of necessary Law!
    How ill my Fear they by my Mercy scan,
    Beware the Fury of a Patient Man.

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    I guess maybe I had one the other day... I was at the dentist getting some crowns and the lady was coloring them to match my natural teeth. But she left this weird white tips on them. It looked stupid -- like a french tip manicure but in your mouth.

    She showed them to me for final verification before she fired in the kiln and I was like "what's up with the white?" She explained that she did them that way because my natural teeth are translucent at the tips, like all teeth are. I tried to patiently explain to her the difference between color and opacity and that failed. I then tried to tell her that her gradient wasn't gradual enough. Again, total failure. She kept trying to convince me that I should like it the way she did it.

    Finally I said "The illusion you tried to create does not work" and she shut up and redid them.

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    I don't know if Rhett Butler is an ENTJ or an ENFP...but THIS is a Te bitchslap
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    oo! I just remembered a good one (though this is a more gentle one)

    back when I worked at a grocery store, I was helping a customer and, naturally, asked how I could help him, so he proceeds to go off on this random rant about how he is divorced, his daughter hates him, his son is bisexual and his ex remarried a rich guy. normally, I would have loved to waste time getting payed to listen to his (mildly entertaining) rant, but I was on closing duty that night and I didn't want to get out late, so I had to cut him off.

    me: "Sir, would you go to a therapist and tell them about what type of peanut butter you want/how you want your groceries bagged?"
    him: "huh? no"
    me: "well, then why are you talking to the grocery store clerk about information a therapist needs to hear? I'm not tryin' to be mean or anything, but I think you're a little mixed up here. this is not my area of expertise XD XD "

    fortunately, the guy laughed his ass off (I think was an ENFP actually, he was hella going on an Ne/emo Fi tangent, so naturally he found my gentle yet not-so-subtle Ne/Te bitchslap hilarious)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NegativeZero View Post
    You should lighten up. People probably think you're nuts.
    Kinda late when you're an ENFP, don't you think?

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    I dont want to be rude or anything but the only thing that I see here is Bitchslaping. I dont see that much of a Te actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    I dont want to be rude or anything but the only thing that I see here is Bitchslaping. I dont see that much of a Te actually.
    Bitchslapping is Te, it's keeping people in their place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    Bitchslapping is Te, it's keeping people in their place.

    Since English is not my first language I will take you word of it.


    However most of the stuff that are writting in this thread sound more like a hostile outbursts than Te. (in my opinion)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antisocial one View Post
    Since English is not my first language I will take you word of it.


    However most of the stuff that are writting in this thread sound more like a hostile outbursts than Te. (in my opinion)
    Tert Te is clumsy, and unsubtle, that isn't a surprise. I'd guess you'd have to understand the reason for action to understand the Te aspect of it.

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