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    Quote Originally Posted by senza_tema View Post
    Uh ... I think you might be overestimating its force, guys.
    When my Te bitchslap comes out, it takes 6 months for vegetation to grow again within a 50 foot radius of that spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortnsweet View Post
    I use bitchslap way too often and people complain about it when the poor innocent Fi comes back. "what's with you when you're mad?"
    Ha... lol... I'm more like mad at them for being mad. "But it was true wasn't it??? How can you be mad it was true????"

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    Oh please. It does not compare to Te + Se bitchslap.

    It hits REALLY HARD and has a 85% chance of landing a critical hit.

    Te + Se bitchslap
    39% of base mana
    40 yard range
    Hurls a large fist and an innumerable amount of facts towards the enemy, dealing X amount of damage. Damage is increased if there is an enrage effect by the attacker. It will always land a critical strike if enemy is an imbecile. 20 second cooldown.
    C#2-C#5-F#5
    3 octaves, 2 notes and 1 semitone
    Supported range: F#2-F#4-C#5

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    i'm nice.
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
    h.l. mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwace View Post
    Oh please. It does not compare to Te + Se bitchslap.

    It hits REALLY HARD and has a 85% chance of landing a critical hit.

    Te + Se bitchslap
    40 yard range
    Hurls a large fist and an innumerable amount of facts towards the enemy, dealing X amount of damage. Damage is increased if there is an enrage effect by the attacker. It will always land a critical strike if enemy is an imbecile. 20 second cooldown.
    That sounds lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalemate View Post
    That sounds lame.
    It has to be balanced, otherwise we will have people QQ-ing about how OP it is.
    C#2-C#5-F#5
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    Supported range: F#2-F#4-C#5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwace View Post
    It has to be balanced, otherwise we will have people QQ-ing about how OP it is.
    Oh, were you describing the nerfed version? that makes sense...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalemate View Post
    Oh, were you describing the nerfed version? that makes sense...
    Initially it had a disorient effect and a 5 second cooldown.
    C#2-C#5-F#5
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    Supported range: F#2-F#4-C#5

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalemate View Post
    When my Te bitchslap comes out, it takes 6 months for vegetation to grow again within a 50 foot radius of that spot.
    Well, it definitely has the sting of righteous indignation to it, I suppose, but in my experience, the famed Te bitchslap often (but not always by any means!) involves taking mostly inconsequential facts, blowing them out of all proportion, and constructing an argument that the angry ENFP thinks is supremely rational, when, in fact, they aren't making much sense at all. If you care about good logic or are just inherently a cruel person, this is when you step back and say things like "You're being very hysterical" in your most supercilious voice while they fume and fume like baby volcanoes.

    If you're a big old softie, you wince, clutch your cheek, cry, and run away.
    Last edited by 011235813; 08-09-2011 at 02:22 PM. Reason: Typographical errors! GUH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by senza_tema View Post
    If you care about good logic or are just inherently a cruel person, this is when you step back and say things like "You're being very hysterical" in your most supercilious voice while they fume and fume like baby volcanoes.
    Don't go around telling this stuff!

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