You know what, I relate to cats because I do whatever I want

But, I do have this weird question I always ask people, I used to only ask boyfriends or guys I was interested in, but I kind of expanded it to just friends.

"What would you do if I was a giraffe?"

And I would be like the MOST awesome giraffe, guys.
I'd like, give people rides on my back throughout the city and stomp over houses like "NOM NOM NOM TRY TO CATCH ME!" (I'm a talking giraffe)

Then I'd turn into a total G, running all these drug deals and whatnot because it's totally unexpected from a giraffe. You know how I do (;