....your INFJ mom will accidentally dye her hair purple and you will try very VERY hard not to laugh....but you will fail.
"To find beauty in loss, hope in darkness."
...she thought the box said "dark brown" apparently.
No way, that's hilarious
...you'll promise youself that you'll accomplish a lot today, and yet somehow get nothing done at all.
.....you'll start getting ready for work, and get distracted by Youtube videos....
Hhaha. badass momma.
... you forget that your 15-year-old little sedan doesn't have very good in-snow capabilites (and that you don't have very good BEHIND-WHEEL-OF-CAR capabilites) so you spin into snowbanks that seem to pop out of nowhere.