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    Default enFpz...

    I am very mopey and unhappy and hate my job but I found these and they made me laugh-

    * If ENFP an invented the alphabet there would be 9,000 letters and you could spell anything anyway you wanted because it’s not right to impose your grammar on someone else

    * ENFPs may not know how to use a can opener

    * Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Don't tell that to an ENFP

    * An ENFP once had so many ideas at once that she created a small bubble in space time. Popping, broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

    * Crop circles are ENFPs' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down, relax and become one with its maker:dirt

    * The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep ENFPs out. They have a billion people? The one Child policy was met to slow down the ENFP-ESFP sex. The moon landing was an INTJ plot to eject them too!

    * Contrary to popular belief, ENFPs, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, being blinded by sparkely things, weird hats, changing subjects and the constent fishing of complements.

    * Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. The ENFP has 72... and they're all bat-shit crazy & the life of the party. They are needed for all 72 ideas in their heads.

    * If you ask an ENFP what time it is, she always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" she chats up an other bloke.

    * ENFPs often drives a ice cream trucks covered in the writen plans of ENTPs & INTJs. Sometimes it is covered in ideals because they are more real.

    * When ENFPs sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, looking helpless, unable to follow directions. ENFPs have not had to pay taxes, ever.

    * The quickest way to an ENFP's heart is with cold caluclaiton. NTs are so sexy!

    * ENFPs invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: random or what we feel like at that moment.

    * CNN was originally created as the "ENFP News Network" to update Americans with completely diffrent news stories every 15 seconds... 24/7. They had to change the programming after Sensor's heads exploded.

    * ENFPs can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    * There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals ENFPs dream up or let in to their collective moral exisitance.

    * An ENFP once ate three 12 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    * ENFPs don't kill two birds with one stone. They could never kill a bird and love stones, stones can be cute. Ever hear of a pet rock? We love birds

    * ENFPs are more random than the last digit of pi.

    * Everyone you see on the street... those are ENFP's best friends. As a matter of fact, you are a best friend of 100 ENFPs

    * When you see movie credits they are all enfps. Everyone in Hollywood is an NF... Scientology? hello! Tom Cruse? ok maybe 5 ESFP actresses.

    * The hot air around ENFPs have been known to melt glaciers

    * When ENFPs want a hard boild egg, they hold one and love on it for 2 minutes... boiled. To much energy from bouncing around.

    * ENFPs sometimes play racquetball with a waffle iron just to be diffrent

    * Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take an ENFP to fall in love... twice.

    * The 1972 Miami Dolphins played an exhibition game vs. a team of INTJs and ENFPs, it was the Dolphins only loss

    * An ENFP's politics may not be Politically Correct. But they are always correct.

    * Mr. T pities the fool. ENFPs pitty everyone not drunk.

    * They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of ENFP, but the answer is never ascertainable

    * A man once taunted an ENFP with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" the ENFP ate just one because he felt bad for hurting the chip.

    * ENFPs' favorite cereal is Kellogg's spirit N faith with a sprinkle of rainbows.'

    * In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. An ugly ESFJ was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

    * An ENFP has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that "All is fair in LOVE and War".

    * "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what ENFPs call their stack of little black books.

    * Rule 1 of ENFP Club, Talk about ENFP Club.

    * An ENFP is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his charm.

    * In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is an ENTJ and his best friend is the ENFP

    * ENFPs wipe their asses with sunshine and flowers. The men use blue flowers though.

    * When you play Monopoly with an ENFP, you always pass go, and you always collect two hundred dollars.

    * Only ENFPs talk to INTJs like: "OMG U R soooo cute and cudley!" "Give me HUGGGGS"

    * ENFPs like their ice like they like their passed lovers: crushed.

    * The term "6 degrees of separation" was generated from studding ENFPs

    * Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. ENFP men wear super tight jeans. Others may marry ISTJs

    * ENFPs don’t not "lose" their virginity. They were born sluts.

    * Everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches is never finished.

    * ENFPs' heart beating when in love is measured on the Richter scale.

    * Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...captivated by an ENFP."
    * An ENFP once kissed a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

    * ENFPs enjoys a good practical joke. They are called SJs

    * A room full of ENFPs CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And they can do it by jumping up and down

    * Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of ENFPs, you never know what you are going to get.

    * For ENFPs, there are no "one way" streets.

    * There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and ENFP.

    * Instead of having a cigarette after sex, ENFPs run a marathon.

    * The "stairway to heaven" is getting into the mind of an ENFP.

    * Whoever said "only the good die young" was wasn't using their Fi.

    * 100,000,000 ENFPs have purposed on or near the Eiffel tower.

    * The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing an ENFP loves you

    * What is the biggest sex organ on an ENFP... the brain.

    * Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to an ENFP they will agree. Mention it tomorrow and they won't.

    * If an ENFP falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. ENFPs never shut up.

    * An ENFPs actually owns Victoria’s Secret. That’s why everyone knows all of her business and can rummage around her underwear collection. Do ENFPs have shame?

    * He, who laughs last, laughs best. ENFPs are always giggling.

    * ENFPs are like dogs, not only because they can smell fear, but because they piss off some one whatever they want.

    * ENFPs have so much excess energy they can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to their nipples.

    * ENFPs melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    * ENFPs don’t have blood. They are filled glowing pink love. Yes ant it tastes like honey. With mint bits. Sometimes cookies.

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    i cant express how thoroughly i lesbian this it has to be the MOST hilarious meme joke ever..... EVER!!!!!! >.<

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    this is delightful.
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    * if ENFPs ruled the world, movies like Saving Private Ryan and Remember the Titans (tried to pick the most SJ examples of movies I could find lol) would be comedies while movies like Zoolander and Night at the Roxbury would be about normal people
    * ENFPs don't become celebrities, celebrities become ENFPs
    * ENFP men are like lions, they mostly just sit around, groom themselves and pounce on lionesses
    * Arrested Development was made by and for ENFPs

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    Orobas these are lovely - I especially resonate with ENFPs being the most venomous creatures on earth, the quickest way to an ENFPs heart is with cold calculation, the hot air around ENFPs has been known to melt glaciers, ENFPs politics may not always be politically correct but are always correct, and ENFPs enjoy a good practical joke/they are SJs.

    But #1 is : "Only ENFPs talk to INTJs like: "OMG U R soooo cute and cudley!" "Give me HUGGGGS""

    ~ ENFPs are puzzled by the concept of "meal time" - going for hours without food and then standing in the kitchen at 3 AM eating applesauce and bacon is NOT a sign of pregnancy in an ENFP, it's what we like to call "dinner."

    ~ The lady walking down the sidewalk in her nightgown and barefeet isn't on drugs, she's just an ENFP taking her daily stroll.

    ~ How many ENFPs does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. Usually it's a friend, family member, or neighbor who notices that it's been especially dim in the ENFPs parlor for the past six weeks.

    ~ Teletubbies is a show for adults: ENFP adults

    ~ ENFPs see no cognitive dissonance in switching from a career in porn to working for a spiritual or religious organization or working with children

    ~ For ENFPs schedules are not helpful rules, but merely oppressive suggestions.

    ~ An ENFP on a date with an ISxJ may experience genuine surprise when the ISxJ freaks out that you're sitting on their mother's white couch fully nude. "But it doesn't matter if she's not here, right?"

    ~ A normal ENFP on their way about town may be mistaken because of their choice of outfit as a homeless person or a clown.

    ~ ENFPs think that medical research with experimental pharmaceuticals sounds like an excellent job opportunity.
    "Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey

    SEE-Fi /Gamma

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    pretty fuckin funny
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    OHHHHH!!!! I fucking LOVE TELLITUBBIES!!!!!!!! It's their eyes and those big round bellies. and that little happy baby in the sun who giggles. That little baby always makes me smile....Plus they eat the weird oatmeal stuff and dance across the happy little meadow with those CUTE flowers.....Good call Marm. we need a poll.

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    Totally just voted for Po.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orobas
    * ENFPs can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    reach over; grab shirt of partner; make out. won.

    Only ENFPs talk to INTJs like: "OMG U R soooo cute and cudley!" "Give me HUGGGGS"
    we know they like it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marmie Dearest
    ENFPs are puzzled by the concept of "meal time" - going for hours without food and then standing in the kitchen at 3 AM eating applesauce and bacon is NOT a sign of pregnancy in an ENFP, it's what we like to call "dinner."
    omg i didn't know you guys did this too. i should have known. hahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Orobas
    and that little happy baby in the sun who giggles.
    I KNOW

    you guys are my people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orobas View Post
    Plus they eat the weird oatmeal stuff.
    nomnom noms

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