...ENFPs, do you ever feel like you're an attention magnet? O_o Not an attention whore, but an attention magnet (but the two aren't mutually exclusive ;D), as in, you just seem to, for whatever reason, attract attention, or something, idk.
Seriously though, I work at a fucking Mcdonald's wearing some stupid uniform and not even that can mask my fabulous, or whatever. I get paid attention to whether I want it or not. I have NEVER lacked attention, and yes, it feels FUCKING AWESOME. You don't have to lift a finger to get people to pay attention to you. I could be wearing fucking rags and still get attention, because, idk, people can tell I win at life and they like that? LOL.
And, apparently, it has been like this ever since I was born, lol. Oh, how I wish I was kidding, or that I was just being full of myself, XD. My mom has told me tons of stories of how people stopped her in the street when I was a baby just to comment on my dazzling chubby baby looks. One time some voodoo priest told her that I was destined for great things, and that I'd accomplish anything I set my mind to in life. In the daycare, in kindergartern, in elementary, in high school, and even in university, I have never NOT been popular; professors just know my name, lol. Everyone is special, yes... but some people are more special than others... and then there's ENFP-special.
...No, but seriously y'all, do any other ENFP get this? It's like... it's not that you draw attention, but rather that attention is drawn to you, loool. It's especially fucking annoying when you're trying to be incospicuous or when you want to stay irrelevant, but you just can't.
Hell, I'm not even one of those gay guys that walks around wearing rainbow hair and cool makeup and all that stuff. It's like... you don't get shinier than a faery, bitch. If I dyed my hair and put on makeup, I would look like a one-man carnival, and I like to think I'm fairly average-looking, so it can't possibly be that I'm so good-looking people can't help but notice me. And surely, surely it is not my award-winning personality: I'm a self-absorbed shallow ENFP-SOB.
Anyways, I hope this is an ENFP thing, otherwise I will have to assume that it has to do with me being part faery (specifically, part Veela ;D), because there's no other explanation for it: my looks are average, my personality, although fabulous, is far from beautiful, and I don't wear anything that makes me conspicuous, like tattoos or colourful clothes (I mostly wear black, like my soul plz ), and I don't have a crazy hairdo either, etc. I ain't even being modest about this, lol, just realistic (i.e. if I looked like Nathan Fillion, aka fucking hot as hell, then that'd make more sense).
P.S. I ask if it's an ENFP thing because I have two ENFP gfs who also get this, like, literally, they're always getting attention from people, esp. from the opposite sex, lol, and have even been stalked and everything.
P.S. This is also why I would make a terrible thief? Other people steal stuff and don't get caught; I try to steal anything and I'm caught instantly, sob. "Hey, is that a faery trying to steal the Mona Lisa?" "Why, it is! Sound the alarm!" fml.