My life is gonna be so depressing without all the idiots and immature people in this world to make fun of (note: I'm not trying to imply that you're an idiot/immature person here). In a sense, I can't help but turn everything into a joke - no matter how tragic or infuriating. I know I can be a bull in a China shop, but honestly I feel no remorse.
As for "[sniping] in a thread that has nothing to do with [me]," I have all the rights to contribute to this thread, and I think that I have made several valid points in my post. The threads I am NOT allowed to contribute to are those in the temperament-exclusive Private Forums. I believe you know this.
If you thought I would genuinely care about you/your life/your viewpoints/your "immaturity" then I would like to (in the politest way possible) ask you to think again. Your viewpoints do not bother or irritate me in the least. I do, however, find them interesting and somewhat funny in a dry sense.
Well, the only thing I have left to say to you now is... you have contributed to my understanding of (at least a certain kind of) people. Kudos to you!
As inclined as you may be to perceive next to everything I say as personal attacks, no sarcasm was intended in any part of this post.