How to make an ENFP STFU? Wow, good question.
Hmm let me think, how can you make me STFU?
Well, I'm a weird ass, so don't think I'm going to be like other ENFPs, but I can tell you how to make me STFU:
- shock me with an idea I hadn't considered before. This will make me analyze and process the new information.
- say something that hits a big nerve. It'll make me go all emo-ey. But that's a bad kind of quiet. It might also backfire and cause me to go RAWR. Or I'll analyze it to death first, get more and more grumpy, and explode (that is what I used to do when I was younger, not now really).
- distract me. HAAHA. Easy to do unless I'm on a rampage or really, really determined. Then I will just dismiss you as an idiot. But I'm talking about the emo-ey shit. Just distract me.
- get me so pissed that I just ignore you. But that usually first results in a cat fight.
Bottom line: Best way is
A. Emo cat crap: distract me
B. Really serious, determined phase: give me something to chew on