Esoteric Wench's Deal Breakers - List #2 (aka the shallow and really obnoxious list)
1. Must Haves
Formal education not necessary. But you have to be able to keep up with me and even teach me a thing or two.
* Love of learning.
I love learning new things. So should you.
* Be able to call me on my own crap when necessary.
I know it's hard to believe, but even Esoteric Wench needs someone to reign her in every once in a while.
* Wordie. Or at least not wordie adverse.
If you can't give me a run for my money in Scrabble, you need not apply.
* A penis
. Thanks marmalade.sunrise for reminding me of this necessity. You've can have everything else on this list, but you've gotta have the right equipment, too.
2. Rather Nots
* Overly Intrusive Previous Entanglements
(e.g., 4 kids from 3 former wives.) I want to build a life with you... not share in the leftovers of someone else's life.
* Any behavior that falls below the level of "Excellent Oral Hygiene."
3. Deal Breakers
* Dislike of Reading.
And if all you read are John Grisham novels, business books au currant, and Sky Mall Magazine, this does NOT count.