Honestly I get kinda tired of everyone saying that only NTs can invent things. The stereotypes grow old people!
So I found this beautiful example of what appears to be the Ultimate ENFP Invention.
It is a birthday cake magic candle. You put it on the cake and light the top candle-which gives off soft sparkles. This causes the six adjacent small candles to light and the flower opens up. The whole candle beings to spin and play "Happy Birthday to you" in gentle tones. What could be more beautiful???
Looks sweet huh? Except it really looks a bit more like the image below. That middle candle-a fucking flame thrower!
It turns out that the magic candle is on recall in the united states as it doesnt sparkle, but instead shoots 14 inch tall flames out the top and fails to open. It has also started spinning quite fast, caught on fire and melted itself into the inside of the cake playing happy birthday the entire time, thus approximating some sort of volcanic erruption. There have been incidents where the entire thing explodes off the top of the cake.
My newest theory is that ESTJs have baby enfps living inside of them and to prove this point it turns out my ESTJ coworker has spent a month identifying import locations and ebay sites where she could purchase the candle in the US.
We tested the magic candle on Friday, fire extinguisher in hand, and I can confirm the 14 inch tall flames and failure to open. It didnt spin until we poked it with a stick and then started playing a very odd, inflamed version of happy birthday. It was a bit off key with the fire and all. We put out the flames with water but the base kept singing until we cut through three different wires. It appears it is designed to melt the base down in a charred ruin in order to stop the music. Its a design feature...
So take that you NT biatches!!!
(This is somewhat reminiscent of my homemade light up christmas lawn ornaments...)