I know. I was being facetious there.
The thing is, there are intuitives, and then there are INTUITIVES. Unfortunately for me, I am one of the latter, and I test as 100% N on every single test I take including the professional one I took for a class in college.
Deep inside my closet is an "ESTJ business suit" that I can dust off, and put on every now and then (assuming the moths of my inner child didn't eat too much out of it).
In fact, I can wear the "ESTJ suit" so well, that one of my managers wanted to make me a supervisor within a month after I started a new job, but little did she know how heavy that darn "suit" was for me to carry around all day.
So while we can fit into the role expected of us, it just takes a LOT more effort. This is why we flock to positions at the university, because we can be comfortable inside the ivory tower. I've always noticed how a lot of my physics professors seem as if they would be painfully awkward or even downright incompetent in any other setting outside of the university