[ENFP] ENFPs: What were the last crazy ideas you had lately?

[HotpinkHeatwave]

Running around my school cafeteria DURING lunch, diving under tables, crawling around, pretending to pursue a criminal played by an ENTP friend.

 

[Queen Kat]

Boycotting the internet and starting a giant search for myself.

I had a baaaaaaaaaad mood.

 

[Queen Kat]

Okay, I had this idea:

I haven't had fun for a very long time. For the last 6 years I've been focusing on school so much that I forgot to have fun. So I'm going to make a list with 100 fun things that I want to do, and I'm going to film all these things and put them on Youtube.
Examples:
- Decorating the house of someone I don;t like with spaghetti (in the middel of the night).
- Waking someone else I hate up in the middle of the night by hiding a stereo in the bushes in front of their house, playing porn sounds on maximum volume.
- Telling the exact truth for one day, and saying everything that comes in mind.

 

[Malkavia]

Selling my car and living in Cairo, teaching English or something.

I was SO close to doing it.... but i love my friends and Im way too close to graduating.

 

[pyramid]

-making money out of carbon nanotubes

 

[Thinkerninja]

I havn't really thought of many ideas, but I'll come up with a few right now

-Inventing potions to change genes and somehow defy logic to invent super-power potions
-(I've thought about this maybe even hundreds of times) Connecting some sort of machine to people's heads and getting them to actually create visual images inside their head of anything they are thinking about. (Don't get the wrong idea, ) These images can be projected into reality by some special sort of monitor which people can see.
-Changing personalities to confuse friends.
-Experimenting with food and drink.
-Inventing time travel.
-Creating 'Everything' shops which sell everything.
-Donate (my currently non-existant) 50 million dollars towards charity

 

[Thinkerninja]

Oh and making artificial plants to convert carbon dioxide into oxygon.
Similarly, creating machines of some sort to convert carbon emissions/greenhouse gases into harmless elements or even concrete things. Like food (Which I think about now, wouldn't taste that great)

 

[demimondaine]

bring this back!!!!

 

[paradox fox]

OK I thought this would be worth a mention

(I'm sitting comfortably at the desk, with both feet on the desk, my arms typing under my legs, and my knees higher than my shoulders. But that's not it.)

I read a book at the bookstore about recycling/refurbishing your clothing. And then I thought, "It would be easy to make cool clothes if I knew how to knit. Forget that, I already crochet, so why would I want to knit? I'll build a knitting machine!!!" I was on my way to work, so I jotted down ideas on a receipt as I drove.

"It'll be so great!" I thought. "It'll make perfect stitches, the patterns will all come out right, I'll have cute clothes, and it'll be foot operated or electric if I want to go do something else!" I even went to the library and tried to find books on machine making (didn't find anything useful from a computer search, though.) I looked online and saw how much it would be to buy a knitting machine, so building my own seemed that much more advantageous.

Totally so much better than using some sticks. Much more practical, too. NOT

 

[Aleksei]

-Sheldon Cooper is such a tightass he shits diamonds.
-Donald Trump-themed card deck. Every card is the Trump card!
-Captain Jack Harkess is omnisexual.
-New chocolate brand: Kick-cats.

 

[paradox fox]

^I lol'd @ trump card

 

[Othon]

My latest crazy idea is to build my own environmentally-friendly house made out of cob (kind of like adobe) in the country where I can grow my own food (and ganja maybe?) and learn to be resourceful. My source of income would come from dead-end jobs in town during the off season. My leisure time when I'm not busy during the weekdays would consist of making musics, reading, and inviting my neighbors over for dinner. During the weekends, I would go hiking, swimming, or get drunk with my beloved townspeople. Oh yeah, and I have a puli. I think I'm going for this one! Of course, I'm single at the moment, so the plan would change as soon as I'm not any longer.

Shorter-term crazy idea I've been working towards for the past week or so: Reading auras and astral projection.

Also, I think it'd be cool to officially change the name of guns to turdshits so as to make them less appealing.

And maybe people would take money and consumerism less seriously if currency was measured in colored star stickers? Except probably not.

 

[Chloe]

i started my project about making perfect sandwich... the idea came to me when i was on a diet and then i tasted really good sandwich and tought how life cant be bad if you have so tasty food... and how sandwich with salad and without salad (green) is TOTALLY different thing! :/
so i'm starting a project about making a perfect sandwich.... for ME.. i have pretty different taste than many ppl, but it will sure be tasty.
and also over here junk/fast foods arent THAT popular like in USA (i've been in usa and every 2 meters there's fast food - growse a bit !) anyway... so it will probably not be so cool to others but i know I CAN GET THERE! (THERE=PERFECT SANDWICH, WORTH DYING).

 

[Queen Kat]

Not learning for my art history exam.

 

[sculpting]

I tried to toast tortillas a few days ago. I knew it wouldnt work but felt compelled to make an attempt as I wasnt convinced that it hadnt been tried before. yeah...

 

[animenagai]

I just saw the ENTP equivalent of this thread and I really wanted to post so I'm bumping the fuck out of this. This is actually the 2nd time bumping this, the first one didn't work somehow, so I'm typing this all out again :/

1. A pick your path Hitler book.

2. This may become a project of mine; I was thinking how much I enjoyed books from my childhood with such colourful characters and a great sense of fantasy. By fantasy I don't mean LOTR type books or scifi, more like James and the Giant Peach or my old Philip Ridley children books, where the setting was a somewhat realistic world, very much with the same features as reality but with random bits of fantasy in them. I was thinking that it would be great if I could write stories what that sense of childhood wonder combined with the themes and intellectual complexity of adult reading, like distopian novels. It'll be like a Tim Burton film in book form (though hopefully with even more depth). If only I had some more concrete ideas of a plot, or at least some sort of theme I want to convey :/.

3. I had this idea in a dream lol so maybe technically it's not an idea. A band of children/teenagers all with the power to create animated, 2d holograms at will. I imagined them hiding in either in a run down apartment building or mansion, running away from a child officer. They'll be hiding behind doors/stairs distracting him with their gifts but trying to keep their secret under wraps at the same time. I thought the dream was pretty cool :/

 

[mmhmm]

it involves the beach and several litres of bubble bath.
...and the little mermaid

 

[Aleksei]

it involves the beach and several litres of bubble bath.
...and the little mermaid

 

[skylights]

1. A pick your path Hitler book.

i'm about 600 miles from home and i feel a strong compulsion to buy a puppy.

 

[You]

1. Gain 15 lbs and take up winking, porn, and Jeet Kune Do or Tai Chi.