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    Quote Originally Posted by i1n View Post
    Hire a bear suit for a day and act normal in it. Catch the bus, go to work.
    Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heiligtum! Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt; Alle Menschen werden Brüder, Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

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    I had a dream we kept dinosaurs as pets in our backyards.

    I thought of making a portable exercise machine which you can use to surf the net. sure will help the treadmill boredom, alot. (actually, I used to skip rope in front of the TV as a kid. Shhh don't tell my mum.)
    I am an ENFP but I value justice over mercy.

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    To rob a bank...not kidding either. I thought it through quite thoroughly and had all the plans made and who id invite in to take a share of the plan and profit...then I got my paycheck.
    SDMF

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    Organizing a "Wild Public Urinating" competition. I changed my mind when I realized that I wouldn't be able to participate.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Did you know...

    It's a little known fact, but everytime an engineer cries, an angel gets its wings...

    Make this holiday season a little merrier by kicking the nearest engineer around you in the crotch until his eyes tear up!

    (The engineers loved it)

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    Did you know...

    When a person moves into the Marketing department,we lose the ability to see the color yellow. The receptors in our eyes are modified to enhance our perception of the color green.

    Sometimes we drink our own urine accidently, but sacrifices must be made...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Puppy View Post
    Did you know...

    It's a little known fact, but everytime an engineer cries, an angel gets its wings...

    Make this holiday season a little merrier by kicking the nearest engineer around you in the crotch until his eyes tear up!

    (The engineers loved it)
    LOL
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    When in a workplace meeting, you get the urge to stab someone else in the eye with your pen, consider the following:

    If they require creativity to perform their daily activities, please stab the right eye. If they require analytical precision, please stab the left eye.

    Thank you.

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    "Why are there people in this world who vote without real thinking?"
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Kat View Post
    "Why are there people in this world who vote without real thinking?"
    Democracy means everyone has a say, regardless of whether they know or understand what they are having a say about.
    Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heiligtum! Deine Zauber binden wieder Was die Mode streng geteilt; Alle Menschen werden Brüder, Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

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