[MBTI General] Bloody INFPs and their capacity to turn INTJs into fuzzy hug addicts.

[Cranky]

I was serious about the part where they hugged me, joking about the 'should I be worried' bit.

Hugging people is NOT something we do unconsciously. There's ALWAYS a reason for it. Either your friend is deliberately trying to get over their touch-me-not ways, or they are trying to tell you something.

 

[Liminality]

Though we may never fathom the innermost workings of her mind, I suspect it's motherly tendancies and Christmas spirit . She's like a motherfather.

Forget 'Hug a hoodie', let's start the 'Hug an INTJ' revolution.

 

[runvardh]

Forget 'Hug a hoodie', let's start the 'Hug an INTJ' revolution.

Been there, done that, apparently he appreciated it.

 

[Cranky]

Been there, done that, apparently he appreciated it.

Save a horse, ride an INTJ!

 

[runvardh]

Save a horse, ride an INTJ!

I'm also a guy, he was going through some trouble, a situation I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy.

If I found a female one and mutual interest was there I'd much rather ride her given the two options. ^_^

 

[Liminality]

Save a horse, ride an INTJ!

Do actual piggy back rides count? I'm small, it could work.

 

[Cranky]

Do actual piggy back rides count? I'm small, it could work.

If you're a girl, I'm not going to bother. If you're a guy, don't advertise the fact that you're small.

 

[Cranky]

Forget 'Hug a hoodie', let's start the 'Hug an INTJ' revolution.

See my previous posts regarding INFP cooties.

 

[EccentricB]

is it possible to hug the intj into submission ?

 

[poppy]

Do actual piggy back rides count? I'm small, it could work.

I love giving piggy back rides

is it possible to hug the intj into submission ?

Eventually, maybe, but you'll probably get bitten first. It's a bit like trying to hug a skittish cat into submission.

 

[Amargith]

Eventually, maybe, but you'll probably get bitten first. It's a bit like trying to hug a skittish cat into submission.

Ohh, ok, so what you do is, hug the INTJ and slowly crank up the strenght of your hug. Adjust the pressure you put on them to the amount of resistance they still give. The more resistance, the more freedom you give em (but not all of it!)..and the more they relax, the cuddlier you can get

 

[jtanSis1]

YES, yes, you do. It sucks a little bit to wait for you guys to get your heads out of your asses, though. Here we are, all the INTJ/ENTJ femmes who just ADORE the cuddlies (though you will NEVER hear me admit that in public), and you guys are too busy painting a perfect face over an ideal mind and a lovely body in your heads, and not noticing that one SERIOUSLY good thing is staring you in the face.

That's true enough of MEN, not just INFP males.

When we wake up and see that you femmes have that perfect face, ideal mind, and lovely body that were looking for, we mature into the Men that we have been perfecting for when we meet you. If you want to cheat, ask one what he's looking for in someone and then ask how that compares to you. He'll either tell you he's not interested in you, or he'll put 1 and 1 together and realize his fantasy girl has been staring him in the face.

 

[Fecal McAngry]

Oooh! Oooh! I have an idea!

Let's line up all heterosexual INFP and INFJ males in a 60-mile radius of my metropolitan area. I will dismiss all those of inappropriate age, religious orientation, and criminal history. I will then sort them by relative physical attractiveness ++, previous marriages or children --, socioeconomic status +-, and history of mental stability ++.

I'm in!

Provided you live in SoCal, of course:hi:

 

[Fecal McAngry]

No way...

Usually when I say I will do something I mean it, it just may not be in the next 5 minutes. If I hem and haw, and make excuses, that means I am not sold on the idea and would rather not. And if I say no, it means no.

And I don't make promises. Unless I am sure I can keep them.

Yes...those who know me know I mean exactly what I say, unless I am joking, of course. But I am continually surprised by how often my definitive statements of intent are not taken seriously by those who don't.

I may be soft spoken and placid on the outside, but...

 

[LEGERdeMAIN]

meow,meeooooooooooooooow, meeeeeerrrrrroooooooooooooooooowwrrr, RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, MEW, MEW MEW MEW, MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW MEW MEW MEW MEW, MEWMEWMEWMEWMEMWEMWMEW. FANCY FEAST.

 

[Fecal McAngry]

meow,meeooooooooooooooow, meeeeeerrrrrroooooooooooooooooowwrrr, RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, MEW, MEW MEW MEW, MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW MEW MEW MEW MEW, MEWMEWMEWMEWMEMWEMWMEW. FANCY FEAST.

Speaking of INFPs and Halloween, it was 18 years ago today:

YouTube - Nirvana - Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam

 

[Gothmawg]

is it possible to hug the intj into submission ?

Definitely. It all depends on the hold you use, and how long you can hold it.

 

[Cranky]

Ohh, ok, so what you do is, hug the INTJ and slowly crank up the strenght of your hug. Adjust the pressure you put on them to the amount of resistance they still give. The more resistance, the more freedom you give em (but not all of it!)..and the more they relax, the cuddlier you can get

This works. Apply +10% pressure OVER what you think you should. It's comforting.

meow,meeooooooooooooooow, meeeeeerrrrrroooooooooooooooooowwrrr, RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, MEW, MEW MEW MEW, MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW MEW MEW MEW MEW, MEWMEWMEWMEWMEMWEMWMEW. FANCY FEAST.

I have made this noise.

Definitely. It all depends on the hold you use, and how long you can hold it.

:blushing:

 

[Amargith]

Smooshing NTJs is awesome!

 

[Biaxident]

Smooshing NTJs is awesome!

Let's line 'em up. I'll soften them up for the rest of you...