I just was lieing in bed, sleeping, watching 10 episodes of Stargate on the loop, having 100 degrees in my room, recuperating from the work week.
Suddenly the phone rang and I woke up. I moved in bed and 2 empty bottles of beer and one bottle of whiskey fell out of the bed. I picked up the phone saying "the Kaizer of China".
It was my girl that lives approximately 371 km away from me. Given the speed of light with 300,000 million km/s, a packet with information between her and me is able to travel between the lines at about 1.3 milliseconds per bit.
She tho nevertheless managed to relay about 200 pages of text in 1.5 seconds, effectively circumventing the laws of light travel, entering the subsequent layer of the world of the Tachyons travelling at super-lightspeed.
Then suddenly she hang up in the middle and the Kaizer of China needed a moment to sort the information. We were looking forward to see each other on sunday, cause we both need to work alot at the moment and I even bought her a useful and funny little present she will be very happy about and she told me on the phone that we wont be seeing each other on sunday.
The Kaizer of China was indeed puzzled. He got out of bed and stood in his naked beauty in front of the open window showing his genitals to the neighbourhood, while dialing her number and call her back.
Then he started to conduct a discussion at sublight speed to sort out whats going on. Ultimately he found out that his girl does want to see him, but will be tired from work again tomorrow. And further that she thinks the Kaizer of China wouldnt like her to be always tired from work and therefore wouldnt want to see her. That's ultimately sweet.
The Kaizer was a bit pissed cause her assumption about him had no logical ground in the real world. He then brought order and a new hope to his unsettled folk, to fill them with the love, power and strong vision to further in the future rely on the fact that love is never shaken by the thing that one partner has to work much and that there will be better times again in which we again can have a lot of adventures together.
My girl really needs to get out of her damned job its killing her. One more year and she has finished the education, but until then we both need to fire out of all cannons to keep the world away from invading our country.
But together anything is possible. So and now the Kaizer of China will grab a newspaper and go to the toilet. See you l8r