The NTs just started a thread making fun of themselves. We NFs are full of self-hatred, this should be easy!
I am an ENFJ Pedagouge- I come down from my mansion (next to God's) in the heavenly realms with my mighty staff to bestow mercy and love upon the confused, poor, broken and huddled masses (otherwise known as 'Sensors'). Aside from the philantrophy of allowing people to be in my presence, I also teach, though speeches and sermons, those who live in the darkness and haven't yet excepted my brilliance as something to be desired and loved.
After all; it is a sexy halo if I do say so myself. Other people should say so too.