Even with Adam Sandler, I don't feel lucky. At all.
Most of the time I'd rather be an ESTJ.
I dunno, man!
Okay, you know that imaginative creativity you guys have? Imagine all of that... GONE. I look at you guys, and... well, it's like we're all in this thought box. You guys have the key to opening it (so you can think outside the thought box) and ESTJs don't. All we can hope is to follow somebody out of the box, but we can never open it ourselves.
Yes, you DID just see an ESTJ use a mildly sappy metaphor. Savor it while you can
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." (Principles, principles, principles!)
"Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter." (Hmm, this doesn't sound very ESTP--seeking ways to pointedly minimize the necessary violence in battle?)
"Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all." (Short, to the point, succinct, traditional, dignified. ESTJ.)
"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." (Wow look more Te quotes about how important making externally measurable progress/improvement is)
"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential." (Hard work over brute strength, Te/Si wins again.)
You want some ESTP military leader quotes, check out good old General George S. Patton!
If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?