[INFP] opinions on infps?

[Thalassa]

... but do I get to keep the strap-on? I am starting to like it. I think it is going to be a regular part of my toothbrush stealing... er... Tooth Fairy uniform.

It will also add something to the usual "PFA" "stalker" "psychiatric evaluation strongly suggested" repertoire.

All the legal papers are starting to look the same and even the court room dialoge is getting boring:

Judge: Oh, you again?
Me: Yeah, sorry
Judge: Same story
Me: Yeah, the usual

But, with the strap-on...

Judge: Thought I told you I didn't want to see you in here again
Me: Yeah, sorry
Judge: Same story
Me: No! This time I was wearing a strap-on

It will make everything better.

Agreed. It will add a subtle layer to your sexual psychosis. If the judge isn't entertained, at least the psychiatrist will be pleased.

 

[BRMC117]

I feel that sometimes...not all the time, being an INFP male is like a crule joke.

 

[Biaxident]

... This time I was wearing a strap-on...

It will make everything better.

Please step away from my buttocks...

Thanks...

When the Tooth Fairy trades in her wand for a strap on, it's time to start wearing iron underwear...with a lock on it...

 

[Biaxident]

I feel that sometimes...not all the time, being an INFP male is like a cruel joke.

I believe the joke part, but cruel? Not usually.

 

[Juni]

Agreed. It will add a subtle layer to your sexual psychosis. If the judge isn't entertained, at least the psychiatrist will be pleased.

The shrink was already entertained with what I did with the toothbrushes. When we add in the strap-on he will start writting movie of the week about me.

My court appointed shrink loves me! Before he just loved me for the blow jobs I gave him during our daily sessions for helping me stay out of jail. Now he will love me for making him rich too.

Hell, the dude even offered me his toothbrush if I promised to let him watch me use it. Having one just given to you takes the fun out of it though. I had to decline the offer.

Please step away from my buttocks...

Thanks...

When the Tooth Fairy trades in her wand for a strap on, it's time to start wearing iron underwear...with a lock on it...

Hey now little boy, your mama told me you have a loose tooth. Be good for me and I will leave a dollar under your pillow.

 

[Biaxident]

Hey now little boy, your mama told me you have a loose tooth. Be good for me and I will leave a dollar under your pillow.

Nope. A buck ain't enough. Not even close.

 

[BRMC117]

Nope. A buck ain't enough. Not even close.

so there is a price? HA HA just kidding

 

[Juni]

Nope. A buck ain't enough. Not even close.

One dollar, four pennies... wait, one of them is shiny... three pennies, a bit of pocket lint, and I won't take pictures.

Final offer.

 

[Biaxident]

so there is a price? HA HA just kidding

How deep is the U.S. in debt?

That much.

 

[Biaxident]

One dollar, four pennies... wait, one of them is shiny... three pennies, a bit of pocket lint, and I won't take pictures.

Final offer.

Freakin' Fairies!!

Cheap cheap cheap...



Work harder!

 

[Timeless]

Let me tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

 

[Biaxident]

Let me tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

ENTPs in San Fran go first!

 

[Juni]

Freakin' Fairies!!

Cheap cheap cheap...



Work harder!

Fine!

One dollar, three dull pennies, pocket lint, no pictures, and I will give you the shiny one too.

You strike a hard bargin.

Let me tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

You lie. You live here.

Stop hanging out in the basement.

 

[Biaxident]

Fine!

One dollar, three dull pennies, pocket lint, no pictures, and I will give you the shiny one too.

You strike a hard bargain.

Nope. Still not good enough.


Look Miss,

This is a pass/fail test. Unless you convince the...'client' yeah...client... to give up a tooth. You fail.

And you will have to take Bargaining 101, over again next semester.

 

[Juni]

Nope. Still not good enough.


Look Miss,

This is a pass/fail test. Unless you convince the...'client' yeah...client... to give up a tooth. You fail.

And you will have to take Bargaining 101, over again next semester.

I am the fucking Tooth Fairy. I sneak in when you sleep and take what I want.

I am keeping the shiny one. I already named it Ted. Mine.

 

[Timeless]

You lie. You live here.

Stop hanging out in the basement.

Hey, Amityville women are pretty cute.

 

[Biaxident]

I am the fucking Tooth Fairy. I sneak in when you sleep and take what I want.

I am keeping the shiny one. I already named it Ted. Mine.

Okay Ma'am...If you continue with such offensive verbiage I shall have to call the Campus Police to escort you off school grounds.

And you will lose your credits in this course toward your Associate's degree in Fairy Enamel Recycling.

 

[Craft]

My problem with INFP's is that I can't force them in a more linear discussion. They tend to deviate. But it's not only them.

 

[Juni]

Okay Ma'am...If you continue with such offensive verbiage I shall have to call the Campus Police to escort you off school grounds.

And you will lose your credits in this course toward your Associate's degree in Fairy Enamel Recycling.

Not the Enamel Recycling. I hope to become a doctor in that. You know if you get enough enamel you can make a palace out it to live in Fairyland?

That in mind:

Dear Mr. Biaxident, sir,

I apologize for using the word f*** in such a vulgar manner. I did not think about how you are a totally sensitive, cry baby, mama's boy and you can't handle words such as those.

It is my bad really. I should have kept in mind that you are a f***ing pussy and still suck your thumb. Perhaps one day, like when your balls drop, you and I can have an adult conversation about all of this and have a good laugh. Till then, I call only offer you my deeply felt sympathy for all the crying you did.

So very, very sorry for making your eyes all puffy and you needing to have your mama comfort you, read you a couple bed time stories, tuck you into bed with your rubber sheets "just in case", and have you snuggle up with that teddy bear.

Perhaps one day when you aren't such a pansy, you and I can be really great friends. Hell, I will buy you your first beer.

Sincerely,

Tooth Fairy

(disproving the INFP fluffy bunny ideas one post at a time)

 

[Snuggletron]

I feel that sometimes...not all the time, being an INFP male is like a cruel joke.

it's pretty easy to feel that way sometimes.