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    Quote Originally Posted by Juni View Post
    ... but do I get to keep the strap-on? I am starting to like it. I think it is going to be a regular part of my toothbrush stealing... er... Tooth Fairy uniform.

    It will also add something to the usual "PFA" "stalker" "psychiatric evaluation strongly suggested" repertoire.

    All the legal papers are starting to look the same and even the court room dialoge is getting boring:

    Judge: Oh, you again?
    Me: Yeah, sorry
    Judge: Same story
    Me: Yeah, the usual

    But, with the strap-on...

    Judge: Thought I told you I didn't want to see you in here again
    Me: Yeah, sorry
    Judge: Same story
    Me: No! This time I was wearing a strap-on

    It will make everything better.
    Agreed. It will add a subtle layer to your sexual psychosis. If the judge isn't entertained, at least the psychiatrist will be pleased.

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    I feel that sometimes...not all the time, being an INFP male is like a crule joke.
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juni View Post
    ... This time I was wearing a strap-on...

    It will make everything better.
    Please step away from my buttocks...

    Thanks...

    When the Tooth Fairy trades in her wand for a strap on, it's time to start wearing iron underwear...with a lock on it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRMC117 View Post
    I feel that sometimes...not all the time, being an INFP male is like a cruel joke.
    I believe the joke part, but cruel? Not usually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmalade.sunrise View Post
    Agreed. It will add a subtle layer to your sexual psychosis. If the judge isn't entertained, at least the psychiatrist will be pleased.
    The shrink was already entertained with what I did with the toothbrushes. When we add in the strap-on he will start writting movie of the week about me.

    My court appointed shrink loves me! Before he just loved me for the blow jobs I gave him during our daily sessions for helping me stay out of jail. Now he will love me for making him rich too.

    Hell, the dude even offered me his toothbrush if I promised to let him watch me use it. Having one just given to you takes the fun out of it though. I had to decline the offer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Biaxident View Post
    Please step away from my buttocks...

    Thanks...

    When the Tooth Fairy trades in her wand for a strap on, it's time to start wearing iron underwear...with a lock on it...
    Hey now little boy, your mama told me you have a loose tooth. Be good for me and I will leave a dollar under your pillow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juni View Post



    Hey now little boy, your mama told me you have a loose tooth. Be good for me and I will leave a dollar under your pillow.

    Nope. A buck ain't enough. Not even close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biaxident View Post
    Nope. A buck ain't enough. Not even close.
    so there is a price? HA HA just kidding
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biaxident View Post
    Nope. A buck ain't enough. Not even close.
    One dollar, four pennies... wait, one of them is shiny... three pennies, a bit of pocket lint, and I won't take pictures.

    Final offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRMC117 View Post
    so there is a price? HA HA just kidding
    How deep is the U.S. in debt?

    That much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juni View Post
    One dollar, four pennies... wait, one of them is shiny... three pennies, a bit of pocket lint, and I won't take pictures.

    Final offer.
    Freakin' Fairies!!

    Cheap cheap cheap...



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