I can't vote on the poll, I feel too restricted by the options.
Although I can relate with many things said about my astrological sign, it's more like fun reading material than something I consider to be an absolute.
It's the same with MBTI. I can now add it to saying "Oh, sometimes I'm so Taurus+INFJ"
I read the little stubs at the back of the papers. If they're funny, I'll laugh, if they're not, meh. I tend to forget them on the spot. I certainly don't consider living by them.