Fellow containers for awesome, what do you really want to say to the other types? Of course, this is in light humor. =)
ISFP: "Come down off that unicorn and tell me what you really think. Or just talk at all so I know you're alive."
ISTJ: "So if I googled your career I would know everything about you?"
I/ESFJ: "Yes, drama is a self-inflicted phenomena."
INFJ: "If you're going to get revenge, you have to go past the plotting stages."
INTP: "Limited wireless connection."
ENTP: "I have to be somewhere. You need to keep your lectures timely and on topic."
ENFP: "Sit still."
ESFP: "Stop being promiscuous."
And to fellow ENFJ: "This is my turf."