We are mean muthafckers. We'll mess with your minds, we'll spin you round like an icy pole and throw you out to dry. We'll take out your dirty laundry and let you swim in your own feces. Oh yeah, that's right we'll secretly hunt you down and throw you in with the sharks with a big grin. No mercy...head shot...kill shot...
More bad ass then you can poke a stick at, cough, weeze. mwhahaha.
Quit it, you'll give the jig away
*and the stash of puppies start running*
Oh man, now your just making me look bad.
Back to being badass.
*and the kittens*
That's it, no more Mr nice guy.
*takes out the microwave*
*turns on the microwave*
*takes a kittie and a puppy and hugs them*
*shakes them and the and the flees are gone*
Phew I didn't think you had the heart.
*the flees explode in the microwave*
Weak...oh so weak...I suddenly have a craving for ice cream...mmm chocolate vanilla and strawberries.
Okay, okay how about.
There I was innocently minding my own business when an old lady asked me to help her cross the street. and, and...yeah fck I helped her cross the street...stfu!
As for a reward did she have a daughter she could lend me to screw around with, NO! I should of just pushed her into the traffic.
*mwahahaha, wheeze, cough.*
Why thank you for the home baked apple pie granny.
*and a hair in it too*
Why yes off course you are too kind, I luff eet!
*mubbles something about death*
Oh what, what was that, you want me to get the cat out of the tree for you too
*oh goody, where is that pillow*
Of course I can, it will be my delight.
*could you point me to the nearest chainsaw thxs*
Oh why yes I'd love a ladder
*just give me the fcking axe old hag*
Oh how kind of you, the gloves will come in real handy
*yes...must hide evidence*
Here little cat, I'll help you poor little cat you
*roawr, yagah, aahhh, scratch, le plonk*
Here is your cat safe and sound.
*hahah wait till she sees my handy work*
Why yes I did think the cat needed to be washed and...shiny!
*and a nuddered too*
Why yes of course, you are welcome.
Why I'd love to take the cookies
I love infps.
*give me some sugar*
Yes infps are totally great
*I said, I want some SUGAR.*
Tralala lets dance in the forest of infinity
*fck that, I want a spit roast*
With all the lambs
*even better LAMB roast*
And the birds and poultry
*oh come on, BBQ heaven!*
Smell the roses young son
*wait with or without the glasses*
Why of course you can drink the water
*are you trying to poison me, that's a radioactive dump site, read the sign*
Oh look a unicorn...
*blinks, you GOT to be kidding...right!
Don't forget to pick up the raspberries on your way
*WTF am I red riding hood. *
Pray with me
*...pray to YOUR maker...*
Changing INFP stereotypes everywhere.
Ps. dramatic reenactments did not actually happen.
I can only try one step at a time.
I like the top part but there's too much hearts and sunshine for my taste. I'm not that sweet...
Consequently, I like the "eat shit and die" bit
Yeah... On any given day, I am more likely to frown and darkly tease you, then having fake hearts/rainbows/flying dolphins shoot from my eyes. I like the bottom ones without all the hearts (fake hearts make me sick) that girl with the umbrella is cool. I like subtle complexity in images.
More INFPs like this please
Someone should conduct a difference between the infps, 4w3, 4w5, stackings...