[NF] How to mess with an NF's head?

[SillySapienne]

Tell them they don't understand animals.

Correction, tell them they don't understand birds and, or mammals.

 

[Little Linguist]

It doesn't matter if I understand animals - animals understand me...

And if you say animals don't understand me, then you're full of sheet!

Actually it doesn't bother me - I find the topic quite amusing, actually!

It's Blackmail who ferking pisses me off...

 

[ajblaise]

The Dog Whisperer is rather practical and he bases his methods on dog behavior. I do know what you are talking about. There was an actual "Pet Psychic" on Animal Planet who would communicate with deceased pets. I think she probably had herself convinced on at least some points, but it is hard to imagine taking it that far with sincerity. I couldn't determine for certain if she was completely convinced of herself, although it seemed entirely possible.

Woah I had no idea it got that serious. I'm pretty sure all those "talk to the dead" shows can be explained by the art of cold reading.

 

[sculpting]

Tell them they are too wierd to be loved.

Oh, shit that hurts...

 

[Little Linguist]

I'm not too weird to be loved!!!! My husband loves me, and he's an INTJ or ISFP or something....Anyway I might drive him crazy, but he still loves me. I think the more 'stodgy' types, as they are often called, love weirdness. We help them to find their side. Wheeeee!

 

[Siúil a Rúin]

Tell them they don't understand animals.

That's a pretty good one, or train their dog to do this. (I love the yawn at the beginning) Actually training the dog to say "I hate you" might be more effective

YouTube - Husky Dog Talking

[youtube=qXo3NFqkaRM]Husky Dog[/youtube]

It's interesting how she matches the pitch of her voice. Obviously hearing words in the response is meaningless to the dog, but the dog's deliberate effort to match the sounds created by others in the pack is actually kind of interesting.

 

[Little Linguist]

That's a pretty good one, or train their dog to do this. (I love the yawn at the beginning) Actually training the dog to say "I hate you" might be more effective

YouTube - Husky Dog Talking

[youtube=qXo3NFqkaRM]Husky Dog[/youtube]

It's interesting how he matches the pitch of her voice.

HAHAHAHAAHAH! I wonder how long that took to train him - was probably coincidence the first time he did it.

 

[ajblaise]

That's a pretty good one, or train their dog to do this. (I love the yawn at the beginning) Actually training the dog to say "I hate you" might be more effective

It's interesting how he matches the pitch of her voice.

LOL. If a dog did that to me out of the blue, I'd be questioning my reality for sure.

 

[Little Linguist]

I've definitely decided after reading all this that I am now an ESFP... And if I'm not, I'm just going to 'will it' into reality.

 

[Amargith]

That's a pretty good one, or train their dog to do this. (I love the yawn at the beginning) Actually training the dog to say "I hate you" might be more effective

YouTube - Husky Dog Talking

[youtube=qXo3NFqkaRM]Husky Dog[/youtube]

It's interesting how she matches the pitch of her voice. Obviously hearing words in the response is meaningless to the dog, but the dog's deliberate effort to match the sounds created by others in the pack is actually kind of interesting.

Actually, the yawn in the beginning indicates that the dog is stressed and is either not sure what to do or doesn't feel like it.

 

[alcea rosea]

Since this is in trend I will start this one.


1. Being very friendly towards them and then swiching to very hostile mode in moment can knock them of the track.

2. Sending a dead cat or dead rodent via mail can also do the trick.

3. Saying that you never loved anyone (especialy if they know that this could actually be true)

4. Seducing them just to get in contact with their friend in a hope to put your hands on their freind.

5. Telling a very nasty joke in their presence.

6. Laughing at their face for their errors in emotionally charged moment.

7. Accuse them that they take everything too personally (even when they are not)

8. If you calmly explain to them that their spiritual beliefs are BS even by their own standards.

I mean, don't you have better things to think?

 

[simpleamazement]

How about "Make sure to make me a nutritious dinner tonight and have it ready by 6:00."

 

[prplchknz]

How about "Make sure to make me a nutritious dinner tonight and have it ready by 6:00."

:yim_rolling_on_the_

that be the response you'd get.

 

[CrystalViolet]

How about "Make sure to make me a nutritious dinner tonight and have it ready by 6:00."

Not tonight hon...I'm allergic to cooking.:rolli:

 

[Amargith]

How about "Make sure to make me a nutritious dinner tonight and have it ready by 6:00."

I'm sorry, do I look like your mom to you???

 

[ColonelGadaafi]

LOL, now that you mention in it.

I was in a mischevious mood this once and decided to take it out on a INFP friend of mine, quite a bright fellow. I sent him a video of something very gruesome, and told him that the prospect in the video was intreseting and suggested discussion. It ended up a bloody with him telling me that i should realize " that you are becoming a morally deprived cold-hearted monster ".

 

[Biaxident]

I'm sorry, do I look like your mom to you???

No, but I'm hungry anyway.

Feed me.

 

[faith]

I don't see how this would "mess with my head." I would most likely choose to omit you from everything which concerns me, but it wouldn't be a matter of confusion or inner conflict. In fact, it would be one of the simplest decisions I've ever made.

 

[Amargith]

No, but I'm hungry anyway.

Feed me.

LOL, you're a better cook than I ever could be, sweety. Besides...would you really take the risk to get foodpoisoning or worse? I'm such a sensotard...I'm bound to mistake salt for sugar, chili for ketchup, ratpoison for breadcrumbs...

 

[Laurie]

How about "Make sure to make me a nutritious dinner tonight and have it ready by 6:00."

Don't forget "and have the house clean"

I've definitely decided after reading all this that I am now an ESFP... And if I'm not, I'm just going to 'will it' into reality.

Ahaha! I've been telling my friends this for a week or two. I'm there with you, sister.