Ok, so background story:
I was in bed with... WAH LOVELY WOMAN OF ALL TIMES and Suddenly I get this Wonderful joke that I still laugh so hard to that I almost choke and she suddenly says:
"That would be an awesome suicide!"
Joke: It's like a he and a she without.. a hen.
Man choked on his own joke.
Man accidentally committed suicide last night while laughing to death by telling a joke.
Irony of it all, no one understood the joke.
She's just wonderful. :3 And as morbid as I am; How in the world did I come in contact with such a wonderful creature?