I dream of the day when all my friends are ENTP and I can sit and observe them from a corner in a room. I also secretly wish to marry an ENTP with well developed Fe one day. Also ENFJs are aweeeeeeeeeeeeeesome. Mmm mmm mmm.
As much fun as ENFPs are, the ones I've known have been too selfish and/or childish for me to ever feel safe opening up too.