I hear MacBuffin has nice legs.
The more I think about it the more I have come to the conclusion that if I was told to talk dirty to a member of the female persuasion using 'minx', 'gorgeous', 'brain madness' and 'the winter of our discontent' I'd end up saying "Uhh... minx gorgeous brain madness the winter of our discontent?"
I'm quite good at talking dirty. I once talked dirty with a girl via IM. I had her peeing herself with laughter. When we met in person, she got the Robot. "You're not like this online." ... Tell me about it.
Heh - or... "Um... So... Um... Discontent minxes get this brain madness thing in the winter... um... uh... you're... gorgeous!?!"
The more I think about it the more I have come to the conclusion that if I was told to talk dirty to a member of the female persuasion using 'minx', 'gorgeous', 'brain madness' and 'the winter of our discontent' I'd end up saying "Uhh... minx gorgeous brain madness the winter of our discontent?"
Does it matter which boob is grabbed, left or right?
What about the one in the middle?! It's always ignored!
Dude, you're making us look bad!
Dear {insert sexy NF},
You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.
{insert INTP}
*dying laughing**dying*
Dude, you're making us look bad!
Dear {insert sexy NF},
You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.
{insert INTP}
Dear {insert sexy NF},
You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.
{insert INTP}
I am making us look bad!
Dear {insert sexy NF},
You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness because of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.
{insert INTP}
Fixed.