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[MBTI General] Idealist Thoughts on INTP Romance

93JC

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The more I think about it the more I have come to the conclusion that if I was told to talk dirty to a member of the female persuasion using 'minx', 'gorgeous', 'brain madness' and 'the winter of our discontent' I'd end up saying "Uhh... minx gorgeous brain madness the winter of our discontent?"
 

kelric

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The more I think about it the more I have come to the conclusion that if I was told to talk dirty to a member of the female persuasion using 'minx', 'gorgeous', 'brain madness' and 'the winter of our discontent' I'd end up saying "Uhh... minx gorgeous brain madness the winter of our discontent?"

Heh - or... "Um... So... Um... Discontent minxes get this brain madness thing in the winter... um... uh... you're... gorgeous!?!" :doh:
 

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I'm quite good at talking dirty. I once talked dirty with a girl via IM. I had her peeing herself with laughter. When we met in person, she got the Robot. "You're not like this online." ... Tell me about it.

You're bragging that your dirty talk got her laughing at you? O-K maybe the average INTP fellow is more challenged than I knew.
 

93JC

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Heh - or... "Um... So... Um... Discontent minxes get this brain madness thing in the winter... um... uh... you're... gorgeous!?!" :doh:

I sound and feel like an idiot whenever I even try talking dirty. :doh:

I find it hard to believe anyone actually believes it.
 

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I'd like to go on record that I was employing hyperbole. I find "dirty" talk to be mostly hilarious and weird. To me, "dirty" talk is an extremely subtle personal attack made on my person/brain by a guy who knows how to work me. Not "Hey there, hottie, I'm going to grab your boob." :D
 

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What matters most is the boob doing the grabbing.
 

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The more I think about it the more I have come to the conclusion that if I was told to talk dirty to a member of the female persuasion using 'minx', 'gorgeous', 'brain madness' and 'the winter of our discontent' I'd end up saying "Uhh... minx gorgeous brain madness the winter of our discontent?"

Dude, you're making us look bad!



Dear {insert sexy NF},

You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.

{insert INTP}
 

93JC

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Pff, whatever. I just got off the phone with a Virgin Mobile customer service rep after she called me. Surely I must have some skillZ with t3h wimmins if I convinced a woman working in a call centre, whose job it is to push calls in and out like cattle, to go out of her way to call me and flirt for 45 minutes.
 

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Domino

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Does it matter which boob is grabbed, left or right?

What about the one in the middle?! It's always ignored!


Talking dirty, let's see. Me speaking on the phone to a guy I'd been embroiled with for ages, telling him in low mortified tones about the dream I'd had. He wanted to hear it because he was in the dream, and though nothing overt happened (it was more symbolic and figurative), just hearing that he'd been in my unconscious mind seemed to rattle his cage pretty hard. He wanted every last bit of it. Then he told me to dream about him that night because he'd be dreaming about me, and he'd meet me there. I know that sounds corny, but you'd have to know him. He wasn't that kind of guy. It was very intense and possessing.

Or me and INTP I knew talking about hydrostatics but it was seriously hot and not at all about transmissions.
 

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Dude, you're making us look bad!



Dear {insert sexy NF},

You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.

{insert INTP}

*dying laughing*
 

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Dude, you're making us look bad!



Dear {insert sexy NF},

You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.

{insert INTP}

that's how it's done kids...haha
 

Nat

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Dear {insert sexy NF},

You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness cause of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.

{insert INTP}

*swoons*

Thats the formula right there! :p
 

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I am making us look bad!

Dear {insert sexy NF},

You gorgeous minx, I have been tossing and turning all night, unable to quiet my mind. I have brain madness because of you. Not even counting down the Fibonacci sequence quiets the neuron storm. This is truly the winter of my discontent. I must have your soul. I must burn in your fire. Please accept my facebook friend request.

{insert INTP}

Fixed.
 

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pink!! are you still raking havoc in this thread!

blue! love you!
 
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