I'm some sort of INFP/ENTP hybrid , so I'll give this a go:
How do you respond to authority figures in your life? Do you generally question authority or are you pretty submissive?
I try to break their ice, I dislike seriousness and any sort of rules involved. I value my own sense of freedom, I won't do what others think is best for me, I'll do what I think is best for me at the time (and often regret it). Occasionally, I'll do some things just to grate against the system.
How do you respond to someone talking down to you?
It seriously irks me (as it should), I try to convince this someone that their view is irrational, and often point out that they are being a hypocrite.
Are you very emotionally reactive? If so, are you emotionally reactive in public or just with those you are comfortable with?
Definitely not, some of my friends were literally telling me to cry away my troubles. I really don't need to, but maybe it's because I don't really care much about the troubles... nah, it hurts pretty bad, I just choose not to react.
Do you need a lot of attention in relationships?
Probably, the more contact time the better.
Are you really sarcastic?
naturally, I do it extremely well, without even putting in any effort. It's hilarious when people don't catch on to it
Are you silly?
I'm as silly as it gets, I've often been called childish... I suppose naive? I think about things that most people probably wouldn't bother with or perhaps conceive, I don't know why, but that seems to have a childish sense to it
Were you shy as a child?
Most certainly, I don't think I had any sort of security, nobody was on my team, nobody guided me. I taught myself everything, and for that, I should score extra points for being so incredibly sextastic (*word stolen from an ENTP i know, such hilarity )
Do people mistake your reservedness for aloofness?
??? I'm not sure if people consider me reserved yet, they haven't said so. I think I am aloof...
Do you have a hard time expressing yourself verbally?
Quite often, I find it hard to explain my ideas without pictures... as I proved to the police about an hour ago ... they seriously thought I was up to something, but they're just like that, I struggled to explain wtf I was doing, I could give details, but they were all out of order and a bit random... gimme a pencil and I'll draw what I did, lol Well, when speaking to others, what I want to say, is actually quite insane and ridiculous, it's not easy to make it, you know, work...
Have you always felt as though you were at the same mental age as your chronological peers?
Obviously not ... I feel much more childish than those that are younger than I am, I don't like coming off that way to most people, so I hide myself under a sheet of quiet... arrogance? If I don't say anything, I'll look much smarter... that sounds like another dose of enneagram 3...
Are you a talented writer?
, although you'd never be able to comprehend the story. Shakespeare did it, why can't I?
What do you want to be when you grow up (career)?
Successful, as long as it's successful, that's what I want to be. I had this ideal in my head ever since I was about 10 (that's as far back as I could remember it), for me, it's been the sciences, and I've probably chosen that because of my Dad, he has a fair bit of intelligence, and a great wise bank of knowledge to draw it from. I was under the impression that being intelligent was the most respectable thing I could achieve, although I always sort of fell short of his expectations. Well, right now, I'd pass for intelligent in most conversations, although my childish ways take over frequently. I'm going to be a chemist or a physicist, whichever I feel like doing more. Physics has an allure to it, despite how boring it tends to be... I'm not so sure if I like it or not...