3 reasons this thread is turning out to be like diarrhea:
1. It started out as something the OP originally expected to be small and tame, then exploded out in runny spurts and is now something regrettably massive and unwanted.
2. It contains a few seeds to englightenment and kernels of truth within the deep liquid soup of waste and putridness.
3. It all has to do with the release of our internal feeling.