"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray
??? I'm going to go with "no" but with an affirmative connotation instead of a negative one. So basically I'm going to say no but I mean yes, because I didn't just want to say "yes" with a period afterwards. A question mark would have made me look indecisive and an exclamation point would have been overdoing it, it's better this way. For the good of humanity.
if he's not I'm a monkey's uncle. which is terrifying because I always assumed I didn't have a penis ever in my life. but maybe, i was once a male monkey and had a nephew and I took some acid and i'm on an acid trip where I think I'm a 27 year old female human living in the US, and because trips can distort your perception of time the past 7 years have only been a few hours. (though usually not this much, I probably took a ton)